February 2012
160 posts
January 2012
286 posts
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I will always be there on the other end of the line. I will always listen.
“Blah blah blah blah, I’m a woman.”
– Jack’s woman accent
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If I ever have a child, I’ll just tell them all the scary things I know about space as punishment instead of time outs or something.
“NOW LISTEN HERE, LITTLE SAMUS. ONE DAY OUR SUN WILL DIE AND THE EARTH WILL EITHER BE BURNED TO A CRISP OR DRIFT OUT INTO THE REACHES OF SPACE, AND THE HUMAN RACE WILL CEASE TO EXIST. NOW DO YOU REALLY HAVE TIME TO WORRY ABOUT PULLING BOSWELL’S...
“I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and...”
– The Fault in Our Stars (via thenameisspencer)
I have an abnormal amount of bruises for a healthy person.
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vondell-swain:
i’m only a young guy and i don’t know if i know exactly what love is, but i think i might be in love with wikipedia
I feel like this is basically you, Jack.
sensitivegingerproblems replied to your post: I’m feeling really adventurous tonight so maybe…
When you get old you should write a memoir and title it “Life on the Edge” and have it consist of good ramblings and stories and old text posts.
Challenge accepted. And since it’ll be the future and books will have soundtracks, I’ll put that soft piano music with it.
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I’m feeling really adventurous tonight so maybe I’ll have a cup of earl grey instead of white peach tea.
timgunnscoldblackheart:
how am i expected to eat less carbs when bagels exist
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How I met John Green
John Green: Hi, are you Carmen?
Me: Good, thanks. And you?
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
